Aaron Overheard...

While shopping...
"Can we go in the evalator?"

At the dinner table...
A: "Gimme more bread!"
Mama: You mean, "May I please have..."
A: "Gimme more bread. Please."
Mama: No, it's "May I have more, please."
A: "Gimme May I..."

Throughout the holidays...
"Merry Mismas!"
"Happy New You!"